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Jack is a graduate of Rutgers University where he majored in history. His career in the life and health insurance industry involved medical risk selection and brokerage management. Retired in Florida since 2001 after many years in NJ and NY, widowed since 2010, he occasionally writes and paints, participates in play readings and is catching up on Shakespeare, Melville and Joyce, etc.

Friday, February 10, 2012

A Column You Should Read about "Citizens United," a Story by Sid and an Epidemic that can Kill You.


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The picture we’ve shown on the past few updates was taken a few summers ago at a lake in the middle of Cape Cod, MA, a few miles north of Hyannis. Watch for a new picture to identify in a few days.   And now read on.  

                                                    

I recommend that all of you go online to read E.J. Dionne Jr.’s column entitled “The Citizens United Castastrophe” published earlier this week in the Washington Post and carried in my local area in the Palm Beach Post.  For those of you unable to access it, I include a copy below, as it appeared online.  I urge all of you to pass on the message in its last paragraph to your Senators and Representatives.   

While Dionne apparently has said it all, I might add that the Citizens United decision is possibly the greatest threat to democracy in America since George the Third.  (And we have five Supreme Court Justices who apparently do not recognize that.   Justice Scalia has even suggested that those who object to ads made possible by the Citizens United decision can always change their TV channel or shut their sets off.  I get the feeling that the majority on the Court is drifting in the direction of declaring that screaming “fire” when there is none in a crowded theatre is a right protected by the First Amendment.)
Jack Lippman

                                                         

The Citizens United Catastrophe
By E.J. Dionne Jr., Published: February 5   (Washington Post)

We have seen the world created by the Supreme Court’s Citizens United decision, and it doesn’t work. Oh, yes, it works nicely for the wealthiest and most powerful people in the country, especially if they want to shroud their efforts to influence politics behind shell corporations. It just doesn’t happen to work if you think we are a democracy and not a plutocracy.

Two years ago, Citizens United tore down a century’s worth of law aimed at reducing the amount of corruption in our electoral system. It will go down as one of the most naive decisions ever rendered by the court. 

The strongest case against judicial activism — against “legislating from the bench,” as former President George W. Bush liked to say — is that judges are not accountable for the new systems they put in place, whether by accident or design.

The Citizens United justices were not required to think through the practical consequences of sweeping aside decades of work by legislators, going back to the passage of the landmark Tillman Act in 1907, who sought to prevent untoward influence-peddling and indirect bribery. 

If ever a court majority legislated from the bench (with Bush’s own appointees leading the way), it was the bunch that voted for Citizens United. Did a single justice in the majority even imagine a world of super PACs and phony corporations set up for the sole purpose of disguising a donor’s identity? Did they think that a presidential candidacy might be kept alive largely through the generosity of a Las Vegas gambling magnate with important financial interests in China? Did they consider that the democratizing gains made in the last presidential campaign through the rise of small online contributors might be wiped out by the brute force of millionaires and billionaires determined to have their way?

“The appearance of influence or access, furthermore, will not cause the electorate to lose faith in our democracy.” Those were Justice Anthony Kennedy’s words in his majority opinion. How did he know that? Did he consult the electorate? Did he think this would be true just because he said it?

Justice John Paul Stevens’ observation in his dissent reads far better than Kennedy’s in light of subsequent events. “A democracy cannot function effectively,” he wrote, “when its constituent members believe laws are being bought and sold.”

But ascribing an outrageous decision to naiveté is actually the most sympathetic way of looking at what the court did in Citizens United. A more troubling interpretation is that a conservative majority knew exactly what it was doing: that it set out to remake our political system by fiat in order to strengthen the hand of corporations and the wealthy. Seen this way, Citizens United was an attempt by five justices to push future electoral outcomes in a direction that would entrench their approach to governance. 

In fact, this decision should be seen as part of a larger initiative by moneyed conservatives to rig the electoral system against their opponents. How else to explain conservative legislation in state after state to obstruct access to the ballot by lower-income voters — particularly members of minority groups — through voter identification laws, shortened voting periods and restrictions on voter registration campaigns? 

Conservatives are strengthening the hand of the rich at one end of the system and weakening the voting power of the poor at the other. As veteran journalist Elizabeth Drew noted in an important New York Review of Books article, “little attention is being paid to the fact that our system of electing a president is under siege.”

Those who doubt that Citizens United (combined with a comatose Federal Election Commission) has created a new political world with broader openings for corruption should consult reports last week by Nicholas Confessore and Michael Luo in the New York Times and by T.W. Farnam in The Washington Post. Both accounts show how American politics has become a bazaar for the very wealthy and for increasingly aggressive corporations. We might consider having candidates wear corporate logos. This would be more honest than pretending that tens of millions in cash will have no impact on how we will be governed.

In the short run, Congress should do all it can within the limits of Citizens United to contain the damage it is causing. In the long run, we have to hope that a future Supreme Court will overturn this monstrosity, remembering that the first words of our Constitution are “We the People,” not “We the Rich.”
                                              
                                                    
                                                                       
An Epidemic Which Can Kill You

If something happens to me twice within a two week period, I have to assume it is happening to others as well and is clearly not just an infrequent occurrence.  What is more important is that what happened is potentially dangerous.  

A few weeks ago, waiting to be seated at a nearby restaurant, the hostess announced that someone had left their engine running in a red Lexus 350.  Since no one responded to her message, I strolled over to the car, found the door to be unlocked (as I expected since most newer cars with an engine left running usually cannot be locked from the outside), opened it, leaned in and pressed the button shutting off the engine.  

Most recently, in the clubhouse of the community where I live, someone made the same kind of announcement to those there.  Again, no one stepped forward to claim ownership of the blue Infiniti whose engine was running, and again, after waiting a few minutes, I went out to the unlocked car, pushed the button and shut off the engine.  How often is this happening, I wonder?

Ignoring the fact that leaving an empty unlocked car with an engine running makes things easy for car thieves, it is extremely dangerous as well because the engine is spewing out exhaust which includes odorless carbon monoxide.  Out in a parking lot, this isn’t going to do much harm, but in a closed garage, it can be fatal.  The same drivers who didn’t hear the incessant beeping of an alert signal reminding them that their car’s engine was still running in a parking lot might miss it in their own garage as well, particularly if they were in a great hurry to get out of their car due to a bout of urinary urgency accompanied by partial or temporary deafness, neither of which can be as fatal as odorless carbon monoxide poisoning is.  How often do you read about such deaths in the papers?

I recommend that all drivers, particularly those with cars with push button ignitions rather than keys, (1) always make certain they turn off their engine when leaving their vehicles, (2) familiarize themselves with the beeping alert signal their vehicle provides if they fail to do so, (3) have their hearing checked, (4) wear their hearing aids, if they have one, when in their cars, and most of all, (5) install a carbon monoxide alarm in their home, available at stores such as Home Depot or Lowe’s for about $25, in the room adjacent to the garage. 
JL


                                                                               
                                                                                                             

A Judge’s Dilemma
Sid Bolotin
The judge entered the holding-cage area in the basement of the courthouse. The smell of human sourness made him gasp. His neatly arranged, clean robes made his appearance almost ludicrous in contrast with the unwashed disheveled prisoners. Ordinarily he never came down here to view the accused before they appeared in his courtroom, but the horrendous nature of this crime compelled him to come to see these five perpetrators. They were easy to spot as they huddled slightly apart from the other prisoners… as if they were pariahs among their own kind. His revulsion tasted like bile as he began an internal dialogue with himself.
“How can I be expected to apply the law impartially to these animals?”
“They should be shot or lynched…somehow removed from society for the heinous misery they’ve caused.”
“They deserve execution, so why bother with the playact of a trial that wastes the state’s money to create a media circus?”
After staring a few moments, he turned and plodded up the stairs to his chambers. He plopped onto his couch, wearily dropped his head back, and watched through half-closed eyes as his clerk, Donna, puttered with the papers on his desk.
“Well, Spencer,” she spoke from years-long familiarity, “you’ve got a tough one, haven’t you? Can you handle it?”
“I really don’t know, Donna,” he sighed. “I just saw them in the tank downstairs. They were cozily huddled together and chitchatting as if they were waiting to attend a concert. They were so blasé that I felt like vomiting. Their crime deserves capital punishment. Damn the liberals for pleading their cause based on their abused childhoods. Why don’t the God-damn liberals ever champion the victim?”
“Wow, Spencer, what a turn-a round. I never expected you to suggest capital punishment. You’ve always sided with promoters of rehabilitation. You’ve always declared yourself as pro-life. You’re always saying that if we execute, we foster violence with violence. Do you think you should recluse yourself?”
“I’m actually toying with the idea,” Donna. “I shudder when I think of fielding the bullshit from the defense lawyers. And, I’m nauseous when I consider that I will have to also look into the faces of the victim’s family. How can I see their misery and impartially administer points of law? We know those bastards are guilty. The poor girl’s boyfriend identified them without question. After all, they had slashed his throat and dumped him, thinking he would die. Why not just let him avenge his girlfriend by hanging those roaches one at a time?”
“Spencer, you’re tired and disillusioned. You’re talking a little ragtime. Are you positive you can handle this? I’ve never seen you this distraught. You can’t allow yourself this kind of thinking. You represent what’s so great about our legal system. In spite of your personal feelings I know that you’ll preside with your usual impartial management of the trial.”
“I hope your right, Donna. These feelings go so deep this time that I think I could execute them myself. She was only 18, Donna, a lovely, smart young woman ready to contribute goodness to the world. Why did she have to die like that … being raped, then shot by those animals?  If their lawyers manipulate the facts to create doubt, the jury could get hung up, and they could go free. They really deserve to die you know… even the juvenile.
“Spencer, please don’t talk like that. You’re due to start in 15-minutes. Why not meditate and calm yourself. I’ll see to it that you are not disturbed.”
Judge Spencer closed his eyes as Donna left the room. He breathed quietly, following his breath as it entered and left his nostrils. He counted his exhalations while sitting erect on the couch. He thought of his Zen teachings that called for right action as his mind scurried to-and-fro like a mouse seeking cheese in a maze. He thought of many past cases he had tried that had resulted in the perpetrators escaping justice because of some slick lawyering, and how impotent he had felt. How could he resolve this dilemma of impartial trial versus miscarriage versus justice? As he continued to quietly watch his breath, his mind became still, like the ripples smoothing out after a rock has dropped into a lake. He became conscious of a firm resolve shaping deep within his being, as he sensed his right action crystallizing.
“Judge Spencer, Judge Spencer, you’re on in five minutes.” broke his reverie as Donna called to him through the half-opened door. He rose from the couch, glanced at the door thoughtfully for a moment, and then stepped purposefully to his desk.
He took his pistol from a drawer, lifted his robe, tucked the weapon into the waistband of his pants, and strode resolutely toward the courtroom door.
                      
                                                                                                                                          
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Jack Lippman
                                                         
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Monday, February 6, 2012

Classical South Florida Update, Strategic Unemployment and a Short, Short Story



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Surprise!  (a short, short story)

He was a creature of habit.   He always put his left shoe on before he put his right shoe on.  He always had orange juice, dry cereal (usually Wheaties), toast and coffee for breakfast.  When he drove to work, he always took the same streets.  He arrived at his place of business precisely at 7:15 AM each day, directly after practice, and left for home at 4:05 PM, pulling into his driveway at 4:35.  Lunch was always at the same luncheonette at noon each day.  On Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays, he would have a tuna sandwich on toast and on Tuesdays and Thursdays, a cheeseburger, with a diet coke.  In regard to everything he did, Sam was very predictable.

“Fellahs,” the tallest of them was saying. “This guy gets out of his car in the parking lot every morning, early, before the other cars start to show up. I say we go for him, take his wallet, and get us some money to play with this weekend.”

“Yeah, yeah,’ the other two agreed.  “But, what if he doesn’t show?,” one asked. 

“He shows every day, believe me,” the tall teenager responded.  “Are we on, then, for tomorrow morning?”

“Yeah, yeah,” the other two again agreed.

The next morning, the three boys were lurking behind a dumpster at the back of the parking lot as Sam pulled into his usual spot.  As he got out of his car, he saw them coming toward him, each brandishing a knife.  Dropping his briefcase, he dropped to a crouch, and reaching toward his armpit, pulled the .45 from the shoulder holster it was his habit to carefully strap on each morning before he put on his jacket.

Seeing the gun, the boys turned and ran.  Sam fired a shot into the air, calling out to them, “Freeze, drop your weapons, or the next one will finish you off for good.”

They froze.  Sam called the police on his cell phone, and within a few minutes, the three would-be thieves were on their way to Police Headquarters.

“Sam,” one of the officers said, as he got into his cruiser, “It’s a couple of years since you retired from the force, but it’s good to see you on the firing range every morning at six.”

“You bet! It’s the best habit I have, never ever missing a day of target practice.  You never know when it might come in handy.”  And then he strolled to the front door of the Women’s Medical Clinic, where he served as Chief of Security.

Jack Lippman                                                  

                                       
                                        
         
Probably the Last Word on my Classical South Florida Crusade*

The FM news and information programming outlet of Classical South Florida’s WPBI-FM (90.7 FM) is known by the call letters WPBI-News and is found at 101.9 on the FM dial.  WPBI-FM broadcasts classical music.  WPBI-News broadcasts news and information programming.   It is not really an FM station, though.  It is what is known as a translator (W270AD) which is a low powered transmitter usually used to transmit the signal of an FM station or another translator to an area that station’s signal cannot reach.  That is not the use, however, to which this particular translator is being put.  

WPBI leases this translator, which is powered with only 250 watts, the maximum allowed by the FCC, from WKCP, the Classical South Florida station in Miami. Formerly, WKCP used it to retransmit its musical programming into Palm Beach County, where its primary signal did not reach.  In any event, whatever content this “translator” is broadcasting, its signal is so weak that only a fraction of the homes in Palm Beach County can readily receive it, whereas WPBI-FM at 90.7, powered with 38,000 watts, can easily reach the entire county and much of the Treasure Coast.  

(This disparity between WPBI’s and WPBI-News’ transmissions was the basis for one of the points in my complaint to the FCC concerning WPBI’s license renewal application.  It is clear, however, that the FCC will not regulate the content [other than obscenities, slander or libel] broadcast by its licensees, whose right to determine what they broadcast is guaranteed by the First Amendment and the Telecommunications Act.  That Classical South Florida moved news and information programming to a weak 250 watt translator is not their concern.  I also questioned the unusual origin of the signal that the translator retransmits, as explained below, and now have strong reason to believe that the Commission accepts this method of transmitting, although some still contend that it is controversial.  The other point in my complaint dealt with the manner in which WPBI and WKCP [which remains the translator’s licensee despite its lease to WPBI] meet the Commission’s requirements concerning mandatory quarterly “Issues/Programming” reports, something I still feel is not in compliance with their rules.)

Actually, the programming of WPBI-News heard on this “translator” at 101.9 is a retransmission of the signal it takes from WPBI-News 90.7 HD2, a hybrid digital radio service which can only be received by those who have purchased hybrid digital radio receivers.  That hybrid digital signal is carried within the bandwidth of WPBI-FM, something that can be done with digital transmissions, but not with traditional analog transmissions.  Think of the 90.7 HD2 hybrid digital signal as “piggybacking” on WPBI-FM’s signal. 

Although I am not well versed in communications engineering, I would suspect that WPBI is transmitting an analog signal at 90.7 so that traditional analog FM receivers can tune into it, and also a hybrid digital component of that signal as well for the purpose of transmitting a separate HD radio signal carrying news and information programming within WPBI’s bandwidth, that signal being known as WPBI-News at 90.7 HD2.  That is the signal the translator receives and then retransmits at 101.9.   In this sense, the 90.7 HD2 signal can be considered to be part of an FM signal and qualify under the FCC’s rules stating what a translator can retransmit.  As I have said, this is considered a controversial point by some in the communications field but generally, the FCC goes along with it since they are eager to provide the opportunity for as many signals as possible to be broadcast.  Piggybacked digital signals make this easier.  And that is how news and information programming gets to 101.9 on the FM dial, if you can manage to tune in to it. And incidentally, that signal has been improving lately, indicating that Classical South Florida is truly attempting to act in the public interest by improving access to WPBI-News at 101.9.

(Most of this information actually was made available from Classical South Florida on their online FCC Public Inspection Files for WPBI, WPBI-News, WKCP, WPBI News 90.7 HD2 and W270AD (the leased translator) in bits and pieces, but never really put together as I have attempted to do.  I also referred to appropriate sections of 47 CFR, the citations in the Code of Federal Regulations pertaining to the Federal Communications Commission, and a few internet documents found on the FCC’s web site as well as from “googling” the words “broadcast law.”)

*until the FCC rules on the license renewal application

Jack Lippman     
                                                          

Strategic Unemployment Revisited

Many postings ago, I used the phrase “strategic unemployment.”  By that I meant a solution to our economic problems, once our government recognizes that the manufacturing jobs which have left this country for places with cheaper labor costs will never come back.  There will be a great growth of jobs based on STEM skills (Science, Technology, Engineering and Mathematics) but there will always be many workers in this country who will, despite training programs, never really acquire these skills, and there are only so many jobs in retail, finance and other service roles.  The loss of manufacturing jobs will never be fully replaced and unemployment will be a permanent fixture in our economy.  That is not good since the unemployed cannot be more than very limited consumers and ultimately will require some type of government assistance. 

To solve this problem, we might consider a program to spread the available jobs around so that unemployment disappears.  This can be accomplished by capping the work week at a mandatory 30 hours and enforcing a mandatory retirement age of 55.  This would result in those over that age, and everyone who has already put in their weekly 30 hours, being “strategically unemployed” once those limits were reached.  This would be better than having millions with no employment at all, which would be the alternative.

But how would families be able to house, feed and clothe themselves in view of the reduced income “strategic unemployment” would bring about?  How would they pay for STEM college educations for their children?  How would they save for retirement?  The world of “strategic unemployment” would be a more austere world for everyone, but it would be far better than the world in which the families of the unemployed reside, and the problems of supporting them persist.

The answer to this may rest in a reorganization of our nation’s family structure, resulting in far fewer households.  Parents, “strategically unemployed” at age 55, would remain living with their children and/or their grandchildren.  Unmarried children would remain at home, but when married, would bring their spouse home, or move in with the spouse’s family.  The typical household might include ten, twenty or even more people.  It would not be unlike the extended families which dominated our country when farming was our leading industry.  Several generations of one family, all living under one roof, cooking together, helping one another along, and caring for one another may be the answer to the problem of making it in an austere age of “strategic unemployment.”  Such a family would benefit from the "economies of scale."

  Reducing the number of households in a country where everyone up to age 55 would have some kind of employment, however reduced from today’s standards, with each household having a multitude of paychecks coming in may be the solution.  Think about it and let me know your ideas.
JL                                                
                                                    
                                                      
                                                                                                                        
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Jack Lippman
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Wednesday, February 1, 2012

Iran's Nuclear Threat, SuperPac Growth and ZIPPERONI!

Followiers of Jack's Potpourri cannot be reminded too often that as the title at the top says, this is your blog as well as mine.  If you have an opinion, let's hear it.  If you have a story, tell it!  And if you don't like the museum exhibit I recommend in this posting, tell me that too. 

Oh yes, in regard to the picture off to the right and the POTPOURRI POLL below it, they are independently managed. That means that the changes I make in them are not necessarily concurrent with new postings on the blog.  That's just the way things are set up by Google Blogspot, the system on which Jack's Potpourri is based.  

As for the most recent poll, voters chose Mitt Romney over all other G.O.P Presidential aspirants by a wide margin, and now, we have a slightly different question: your favorite ice cream flavor, to be chosen from the traditional basic flavors.

When will Israel Attack the Iranian Nuclear Facilities?

A prominent Israeli journalist, Ronen Bergman of the Israeli newspaper, Yedioth Ahronoth and author of the "Secret War with Iran,” recently reported that Israel knows precisely how far the world can let Iranian nuclear development proceed without the Iranian sites where such research and development takes place becoming “immune” to attack.  Israel knows that if Iran’s nuclear program is not put under International control by that point, that program will have to be destroyed.  It is said that point in time will be reached during 2012.  

                                         

Bergman, who was interviewed on National Public Radio on January 30 by Neil Conan, says Israel has long posed a three-part test to decide whether it's time to strike at Iran's nuclear facilities. 1. Would such attacks make a severe dent in Iran's program? 2. Can Israel count on international support, particularly from the United States? 3. Have all measures short of war been exhausted?  Bergman concludes that Israel's political leadership is convinced that for the first time, the answers to all those questions is “yes.”  

Of course, the Iranians are fully aware of this, and that is why this week’s visit of UN nuclear arms inspectors to Iran is important.
Jack Lippman
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Cocktail Culture at the Norton

                                   

For those of you in South Florida, there is a wonderful exhibition at the Norton Museum of Art in West Palm Beach.  It is called “Cocktail Culture” and deals with what cocktails people drank illegally during the days of Prohibition, after its repeal and on through the Depression, World War Two and the half century that followed.  The exhibition includes dresses, shoes, millinery, jewelry, cocktail mixing paraphernalia, glassware, art work and motion picture clips tracing “cocktail culture” during that period.  The exhibit is remarkable from an historic and fashion standpoint.  There is a wonderful computer based guide system to explain each item on display.  “Cocktail Culture” continues until March 18.  And I almost forgot to tell you that the gallery’s walls are covered with detailed recipes for making many of the drinks popular during the period including such libations as the “Harvey Wallbanger” and “Long Island Ice Tea.”  Take notes.  No samples were available the day I went.
JL

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SuperPac Money

In a posting on this blog on January 21 regarding SuperPacs and the awful Citizens United Supreme Court decision, I commented that “More money will probably be spent in 2012 by such groups than either the Democratic or Republican parties and their candidates will spend.”  Well, not quite, but almost as much according to a study released by Weslyan University on January 30. 
Excerpts from that report state that “A new analysis shows that in the deluge of TV ads in the early voting states for the Republican presidential primaries, nearly half of the ads are coming not from the candidates but from superPACs — the new breed of political committees that raise unregulated money.  Political scientists at Wesleyan University in Connecticut found that so far, there have been about the same number of GOP primary ads as there were four years ago.”  The analysis went on to show that “while the overall number of ads is similar in the 2012 Republican presidential primary to four years ago, the source of the ads has changed.”  The  following chart illustrates this.  Interest Groups are synonymous with SuperPacs.
Republican Primary TV Ads -  2008 compared with 2012
Stopping the influence of the SuperPacs in the Presidential election will be difficult, but not impossible.  The White House should not be for sale.

                                         
Jack Lippman
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Zipperoni!

There is intelligent life elsewhere in the universe.  It probably exists in many places out there.  But I am going to concentrate on one particular life form on a distant something or other (I can’t call it a planet because I don’t know what it is) so far from us that it would take 1,000 generations to reach there, wherever “there” is, on a spacecraft flying at the speed of infinity.  I know this although I don’t understand it because this is what “they” have told us by whatever means of communicating with us they have developed, which I don’t fully, or even slightly, understand.

                                     

There is no doubt that whatever is there is intelligent, but what form it takes, and from what it evolved is an unknown.  I doubt if we would recognize any of the species inhabiting the place, if indeed it is a place in the sense that we use the word, or in what dimensions life exists there.  It apparently is, however, far advanced over civilization on Earth.  Proof of this is that they have managed to transmit the following story to us for publication in Jack’s Potpourri.  How they did it, and how they found out about this blog, is inexplicable, but apparently they know enough about us to put their thoughts, if that’s what they are, into something vaguely comprehensible to us.   

Here is what showed up on my computer a few hours after I sent out my most recent “Blog Update Alert” inviting recipients to submit material to the blog.  And that’s exactly what “they” did.  Don’t ask me why they didn’t send it to the Library of Congress or Cal Tech or M.I.T, but they didn’t. So here it is: Jack’s Potpourri’s first exclusive cosmic connection, reproduced here exactly as received by us.

Here we do not umph have names but you umph do so us will have one if please you will umph use it when communicatttting with me/us/we you see we all are more than umph one combined together but you umph are one so preeeeetend us is one which is not.  Cal us or me Pisha.  Okay? Umph.  Let me explain why I am umphing so much as us, I mean me, writes this to you.  Most times me or I, very confusing which to use, don’t breathe but when communicatttting with you, me have to breathe and that is why umph I am umphing a lot. Capishioso?

Me work in research lab studying inner space where is you located.  Here is my colleague I wil call Paysha.  Paysha has good news for you on Zuckerberg.  Us know you call ur place umph Earth but that obsewleet inner space name.  On all our charts, it called Zuckerberg and same for the charts of other places we have umph been. U shuld start using it. Eberywon else duz.  But now Paysha want talk to you.

Thank you, Pisha.  Zuckerberg-man.  Heh, Heh .. you stil have men and woo-men there. We got rid of that forty seven infinities ago.  Anyhoo, I got noooows for you, Zuckerberg-man.

Hold on, I said, although I had no idea to whom I was talking, or if he could hear me as I read the Email before me.  I blurted out “How come you’re not umphing like Pisha was, Paysha?” (Apparently, they were able to alter the Email, or whatever it was they had already sent, before my very eyes when I interrupted with a comment. Wow!)

Usta scuba dive and am using old tank with breathing device.  Okay, Zuckerberg-man?  But here is the noooows I got fer ya.  You got over seven billiyonims peepuls living on Zuckerberg.  We survey it and you is rich.  You got enough everythings to support seven trilliyonims peepuls  … which you is going to have soooon since half a millionims more Zuckerbergers .. I just made that up … heh, heh, get borned each Zucker year than get dead.  You is racking my brain, Zuckerberg-man, to think dis way because here nobody gets borned or gets dead any more.  We just is and is and is and is.  Hold on.  Pisha gotta question.

Dis be Pisha again umph and me ask why you got Zuckerbergers starving and killing each other.  Zuckerberg got enough everythings for everybodies there for umph sixtrillionins more Zucker year whatchmacallitz. 

Look, guys, I interrupted them again. I don’t want to get into economics, politics and population problems, but you must know that Earth’s, I mean Zuckerberg’s, wealth is spread out all over the planet.  We have many different nations on Zuckerberg, some rich, some poor, with different economic systems, and it works out pretty well if everyone works hard at it.  And we are trying very hard.

Dis be Paysha again.  Not good enough, Zuckerberg-man.  U gotta cut owt the tribull stuffff.  You got enuf everythings down dere so no one be starve and no one killy to get what other have.  Stupidoso. You gotta change.  Scuba tank running out and I don’t want umph have for breathe.  What you want, Pisha?  Oh, we gotta get back in bottles for nuther Sixpillions eons. Wurry you nott. I wil keeep check out ur blog on skypad bought onlinerino.  Keep in bottle next to Chivas Beagle pet. Umph. Zipperoni!

I still cannot figure out what happened, or how this Email got to me, but I think I owe it to Pisha and Paysha, whoever, wherever, whatever and whenever they are, to include it on the blog today despite its lack of clarity.  Zipperoni, guys, if you can read me!
JL

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