Surprise! (a short, short story)
He was a creature of habit.
He always put his left shoe on before he put his right shoe on. He always had orange juice, dry cereal
(usually Wheaties), toast and coffee for breakfast. When he drove to work, he always took the same
streets. He arrived at his place of
business precisely at 7:15 AM
each day, directly after practice, and left for home at 4:05 PM, pulling into his driveway at 4:35. Lunch was always at the same luncheonette at noon each day. On Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays, he would
have a tuna sandwich on toast and on Tuesdays and Thursdays, a cheeseburger,
with a diet coke. In regard to
everything he did, Sam was very predictable.
“Fellahs,” the tallest of them was saying. “This guy gets
out of his car in the parking lot every morning, early, before the other cars
start to show up. I say we go for him, take his wallet, and get us some money
to play with this weekend.”
“Yeah, yeah,’ the other two agreed. “But, what if he doesn’t show?,” one
asked.
“He shows every day, believe me,” the tall teenager
responded. “Are we on, then, for
tomorrow morning?”
“Yeah, yeah,” the other two again agreed.
The next morning, the three boys were lurking behind a
dumpster at the back of the parking lot as Sam pulled into his usual spot. As he got out of his car, he saw them coming
toward him, each brandishing a knife.
Dropping his briefcase, he dropped to a crouch, and reaching toward his
armpit, pulled the .45 from the shoulder holster it was his habit to carefully
strap on each morning before he put on his jacket.
Seeing the gun, the boys turned and ran. Sam fired a shot into the air, calling out to
them, “Freeze, drop your weapons, or the next one will finish you off for
good.”
They froze. Sam
called the police on his cell phone, and within a few minutes, the three
would-be thieves were on their way to Police Headquarters.
“Sam,” one of the officers said, as he got into his cruiser,
“It’s a couple of years since you retired from the force, but it’s good to see
you on the firing range every morning at six.”
“You bet! It’s the best habit I have, never ever missing a
day of target practice. You never know
when it might come in handy.” And then
he strolled to the front door of the Women’s Medical Clinic, where he served as
Chief of Security.
Probably the Last Word on my Classical South
Florida Crusade*
The
FM news and information programming outlet of Classical South Florida’s WPBI-FM (90.7 FM) is known by
the call letters WPBI-News and is found at 101.9 on the FM dial. WPBI-FM broadcasts classical music. WPBI-News
broadcasts news and information programming.
It is not really an FM station,
though. It is what is known as a
translator (W270AD) which is a low powered
transmitter usually used to transmit the signal of an FM station or another
translator to an area that station’s signal cannot reach. That is not the use, however, to which this particular
translator is being put.
WPBI
leases this translator, which is powered with only 250 watts, the maximum
allowed by the FCC, from WKCP, the Classical
South Florida station in Miami. Formerly, WKCP
used it to retransmit its musical programming into Palm Beach County, where its
primary signal did not reach. In any
event, whatever content this “translator” is broadcasting, its signal is so
weak that only a fraction of the homes in Palm Beach County can readily receive
it, whereas WPBI-FM at 90.7, powered with 38,000 watts, can easily
reach the entire county and much of the Treasure Coast.
(This
disparity between WPBI’s
and WPBI-News’ transmissions was the basis
for one of the points in my complaint to the FCC concerning WPBI’s license renewal
application. It is clear, however, that
the FCC will not regulate the content [other than obscenities, slander or libel]
broadcast by its licensees, whose right to determine what they broadcast is guaranteed by the First Amendment and the Telecommunications Act. That
Classical South Florida moved news and information programming to a weak 250
watt translator is not their concern. I
also questioned the unusual origin of the signal that the translator
retransmits, as explained below, and now have strong reason to believe that the
Commission accepts this method of transmitting, although some still contend
that it is controversial. The other
point in my complaint dealt with the manner in which WPBI and WKCP [which
remains the translator’s licensee despite its lease to WPBI] meet the Commission’s requirements
concerning mandatory quarterly “Issues/Programming” reports, something I still
feel is not in compliance with their rules.)
Actually,
the programming of WPBI-News heard on this
“translator” at 101.9 is a retransmission of
the signal it takes from WPBI-News 90.7 HD2, a hybrid digital
radio service which can only be received by those who have purchased hybrid
digital radio receivers. That hybrid
digital signal is carried within the bandwidth of WPBI-FM, something that can be done with digital
transmissions, but not with traditional analog transmissions. Think of the 90.7
HD2 hybrid digital signal as “piggybacking” on WPBI-FM’s signal.
Although I am not well versed in communications engineering, I would suspect that WPBI is transmitting an analog signal at 90.7 so that traditional analog
FM receivers can tune into it, and also a hybrid digital component of that signal
as well for the purpose of transmitting a separate HD radio signal carrying news
and information programming within WPBI’s
bandwidth, that signal being known as WPBI-News at
90.7 HD2.
That is the signal the translator receives and then retransmits at 101.9. In this sense, the 90.7
HD2 signal can be considered to be part of an FM signal and qualify
under the FCC’s rules stating what a translator can retransmit. As I have said, this is considered a
controversial point by some in the communications field but generally, the FCC
goes along with it since they are eager to provide the opportunity for as many signals
as possible to be broadcast. Piggybacked
digital signals make this easier. And
that is how news and information programming gets to 101.9
on the FM dial, if you can manage to tune in to it. And incidentally, that
signal has been improving lately, indicating that Classical South Florida is
truly attempting to act in the public interest by improving access to WPBI-News at 101.9.
(Most
of this information actually was made available from Classical South Florida on
their online FCC Public Inspection Files for WPBI, WPBI-News,
WKCP, WPBI News
90.7 HD2 and W270AD (the leased translator)
in bits and pieces, but never really put together as I have attempted to do. I also referred to appropriate sections of 47 CFR,
the citations in the Code of Federal Regulations pertaining to the Federal
Communications Commission, and a few internet documents found on the FCC’s web
site as well as from “googling” the words “broadcast law.”)
*until the FCC rules on the license renewal application
Jack Lippman
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Strategic Unemployment Revisited
Many postings ago, I used
the phrase “strategic unemployment.” By
that I meant a solution to our economic problems, once our government recognizes
that the manufacturing jobs which have left this country for places with
cheaper labor costs will never come back.
There will be a great growth of jobs based on STEM skills (Science,
Technology, Engineering and Mathematics) but there will always be many workers
in this country who will, despite training programs, never really acquire these
skills, and there are only so many jobs in retail, finance and other service
roles. The loss of manufacturing jobs
will never be fully replaced and unemployment will be a permanent fixture in
our economy. That is not good since the
unemployed cannot be more than very limited consumers and ultimately will require some type of government assistance.
To solve this problem, we
might consider a program to spread the available jobs around so that
unemployment disappears. This can be
accomplished by capping the work week at a mandatory 30 hours and enforcing a mandatory
retirement age of 55. This would result
in those over that age, and everyone who has already put in their weekly 30
hours, being “strategically unemployed” once those limits were reached. This would be better than having millions
with no employment at all, which would be the alternative.
But how would families be
able to house, feed and clothe themselves in view of the reduced income “strategic
unemployment” would bring about? How
would they pay for STEM college educations for their children? How would they save for retirement? The world of “strategic unemployment” would
be a more austere world for everyone, but it would be far better than the world
in which the families of the unemployed reside, and the problems of supporting
them persist.
The answer to this may rest
in a reorganization of our nation’s family structure, resulting in far fewer
households. Parents, “strategically
unemployed” at age 55, would remain living with their children and/or their
grandchildren. Unmarried children would
remain at home, but when married, would bring their spouse home, or move in
with the spouse’s family. The typical
household might include ten, twenty or even more people.
It would not be unlike the extended families which dominated our country
when farming was our leading industry. Several
generations of one family, all living under one roof, cooking together, helping
one another along, and caring for one another may be the answer to the problem
of making it in an austere age of “strategic unemployment.” Such a family would benefit from the "economies of scale."
Reducing the number of
households in a country where everyone up to age 55 would have some kind of employment, however
reduced from today’s standards, with each household having a multitude of
paychecks coming in may be the solution.
Think about it and let me know your ideas.
JL
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