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Jack is a graduate of Rutgers University where he majored in history. His career in the life and health insurance industry involved medical risk selection and brokerage management. Retired in Florida for over two decades after many years in NJ and NY, he occasionally writes, paints, plays poker, participates in play readings and is catching up on Shakespeare, Melville and Joyce, etc.

Monday, May 29, 2023

05-29-2023 - Memorial Day Thoughts

Memorial Day -  A Time to Recall the Gettysburg Address - Its Words Resonate Today



On June 1, 1865, Senator Charles Sumner referred to the most famous speech ever given by President Abraham Lincoln. In his eulogy on the slain president, he called the Gettysburg Address a "monumental act." He said Lincoln was mistaken that "the world will little note, nor long remember what we say here." Rather, the Bostonian remarked, "The world noted at once what he said, and will never cease to remember it. The battle itself was less important than the speech." 

There are five known copies of the speech in Lincoln's handwriting, each with a slightly different text, and named for the people who first received them: Nicolay, Hay, Everett, Bancroft and Bliss. Two copies apparently were written before delivering the speech, one of which probably was the reading copy. The remaining ones were produced months later for soldier benefit events. Despite widely-circulated stories to the contrary, the president did not dash off a copy aboard a train to Gettysburg. Lincoln carefully prepared his major speeches in advance; his steady, even script in every manuscript is consistent with a firm writing surface, not the notoriously bumpy Civil War-era trains. Additional versions of the speech appeared in newspapers of the era, feeding modern-day confusion about the authoritative text.  Ever since Lincoln wrote it in 1864, the Bliss version has been the most often reproduced, notably on the walls of the Lincoln Memorial in Washington. It is named after Colonel Alexander Bliss, stepson of historian George Bancroft. Bancroft asked President Lincoln for a copy to use as a fundraiser for soldiers. However, because Lincoln wrote on both sides of the paper, the speech could not be reprinted, so Lincoln made another copy at Bliss's request. It is the last known copy written by Lincoln and the only one signed and dated by him. Today it is on display at the Lincoln Room of the White House.  And here is that text of the Gettysburg Address:

"Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal. Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this. But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate -- we can not consecrate -- we can not hallow -- this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. 

It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us -- that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion -- that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain -- that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom -- and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth." 

(Signed by Abraham Lincoln, November 19, 1863)

Source of historical commentary:  AbrahamLincolnOnline.org

Saturday, May 27, 2023

05-27-2023 - First Amendment Blues, the Purpose of Government, and some Literary Criticism



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Anything I post on here about the danger of default and parallel budget negotiations becomes outdated almost immediately. The President, Speaker McCarthy, and the others involved keep saying things that are belied by their actions.   All we can do is to keep listening, watching, and reading.  It will all work out.

JL
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About the First Amendment, Libel, and Slander

The First Amendment clearly protects freedom of speech.  But in doing so, it runs headlong into the protection laws provide against libel and slander, intended to prevent defaming an individual or group.  In 1964, the two collided in the case of Sullivan vs. the New York Times. 

Four years earlier, the Times had published a full page advertisement opposing Alabama’s supposed racially-motivated actions in regard to civil rights. The advertisement contained many inaccuracies and exaggerations resulting in Sullivan, a Montgomery, Alabama, commissioner, suing the newspaper for defamation.  The Supreme Court ultimately came down on the side of the Times, placing the importance maintaining free speech and a free press as essential to democracy ahead of what amounted to defaming Alabama, despite these flaws in the advertisement.  And that is the way Constitution law still views it.

Right now, that approach is coming into the spotlight and the SCOTUS soon may be deciding what to do with its 1964 Sullivan decision.  Don’t touch it?  Modify it?  Reverse it?

The recent libel suit in which Fox News settled for over three quarters of a billion dollars when sued by Dominion, a manufacturer of voting machines, never reached the Supreme Court.  And with good reason. 

In all likelihood, the Court would have seen Fox’s position as different from that of the Times in 1964 because Fox was aware of the falsity of what it broadcast. The Times was not aware of the flaws in the 1960 advertisement when it printed it.  But Fox had proceeded despite their knowledge of the falsehoods that they broadcast, well-documented in the Dominion litigation by copies of emails.  So they settled.  The Court might have even come down with a still larger settlement!

In the Sullivan case, the late Justice Brennan had written that the First Amendment prohibited holding a speaker liable for a false statement unless it were made with ‘actual malice,’ definable as knowledge of, or ‘reckless disregard of’ the statement’s falsity.’  And that would have been enough, if the Dominion case had reached the SCOTUS, for Fox to have lost any First Amendment protection.  (That may not be true, however, in other cases in which Fox is the defendant, such as the one being brought by Symantic, another voting machine maker.)

I believe this modified approach to free speech about which Brennan wrote will be strengthened by the SCOTUS, weakening First Amendment protection for journalists and others, in cases involving libel or slander.   It might harm those on any side of an argument, but most importantly, it points up the necessity for those whose arguments are dependent on the First Amendment to show that they fully and truly believe in their position, however thoroughly it might be proven beyond any doubt to be false.  

If one believed absolutely and firmly in the flatness of the earth despite all evidence to the contrary, it might be impossible to show any ‘actual malice’ or ‘reckless disregard of the truth’ on their part it they, for example, wrote a article warning cruise line passengers that they risked falling off of the edge of the world and were sued by cruise lines.  And the First Amendment would survive as their protection.

JL

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What is Your Idea of Government’s Purpose

At one extreme is the absence of government in a totally free, everyone for themselves, environment.  That won’t work because the physically strong will try to overpower the weak, the wealthy will try dominate the poor, and the smart will take advantage of the ignorant.  The absence of any ‘structure’ will lead to unending violence among people until some sort of government is temporarily forced upon them.  Anarchy is really not a substitute for government, no more than fasting is a remedy for hunger.

At the other extreme is a government which controls everything totally.  Totalitarianism.  Everything people do is tightly regulated or turned into a governmental function, empowered by unchallenged force.  Sooner or later, totalitarian governments fail because they usually are dependent on assumed loyalty to one individual.

Mussolini was captured and hung while Hitler committed suicide. 
Their totalitarian governments could not have existed without them.

Fortunately, there are a lot of choices in between these two polar opposites.  A menu of them might include:

(1) Government with authority limited to no more than filling the need for national defense and preserving domestic order,

(2) Government with authority limited to filling other needs only where the private sector is unable to adequately fill them.

(3) Government having a means of taxation to finance itself that does not impede economic growth,

(4) Government that regulates activities in the private sector only when they dangerously affect the health, safety, and welfare of the population,

(5) Government that provides a minimal level of social and economic benefits to those who cannot secure them for themselves,

(6) Government that actively regulates the economic health and welfare of all Americans, regardless of income,

(7) Government that not only regulates the economic health and welfare of all Americans, but also establishes and manages its own programs to serve the interests of the entire population and not just parts of it,

(8) Government that is committed to providing adequate resources through progressively higher taxation of wealthier individuals and businesses to  provide for such regulation and programs.

 

There’s the menu.  You probably can come up with a dozen more choices.  But what do you order when the waiter comes around on Election Day?

JL

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Literary Criticism Department

One of my favorite authors is Lee Child.  It is difficult to put one of his Jack Reacher novels down, once started.  Even the Jack Reacher movie, although miscast with Tom Cruise in the title role, was enjoyable. But lately, authorship of his novels has been shared with his younger brother, Andrew Child, also occasionally writing under the name of Andrew Grant.  These efforts are not even a shadow of the originals.

Writing talent does not necessarily run in the family.  Andrew should write his own books and not sponge off his brother’s reputation.  His most recent Reacher novel, ‘No Plan B,’ makes one point and that is that as a novelist, Andrew should have a ‘plan B.’  And it should not include Jack Reacher.

JL

  

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Monday, May 22, 2023

05-22-2023 - Chrissy's Eighth Episode, Turning Negatives into Positives, Empty Seats in Miami, Two Nominees for Florida's Hall of Shame, and a Party Switcheroo

 

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The Eighth Episode of the Chrissy Frost Saga Revisited

This is it.  The finale of the 2017 Chrissy Frost Stories.  The earlier seven episodes can be visited on this blog's postings of May 3, 8, 14, and 18, accessible from the Archives off to the right.  Today's posting includes three very slight revisions from the 2017 version, each shown in red.

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Chapter 8:  Birthday Party A Chrissy Frost Story

Jack Lippman

(“Chrissy Frost” is an entirely fictitious creation.  My apologies go to anyone who might happen to share that name, and I know there are some of you out there.)

It was quite a gathering.  Everyone was there to celebrate her 75th birthday.  Herman Blotz, her agent from New York had flown down.  Sam Fink’s widow, Estelle, was sitting alongside of Dr. Tobias Fink, the shrink specializing in off-beat remedies who had cured Crissy’s elevated cholesterol problem.  Actually, he was a second cousin of her late husband.  In fact, this evening, he was wearing one of Sam’s old maroon blazers.  Dr. Lopez was there too, as was the antique expert who had confirmed that the tin bell Chrissy always carried in her purse was actually four hundred years old.  Seated at the head table with Chrissy was Cleopatra Cohen, now a Regional Director with the Drug Enforcement Agency.  Of course, Chrissy’s sister-in-law, Stella, dressed to the hilt was there too, running from table to table, showing off her jewelry, most of which wasn’t real.

Some of the folks from Valencia Heights where Chrissy and Stella still lived were there.  Chrissy didn’t play cards or do much in the place, but they all were proud that the brightest star in the galaxy of performers who entertained at the weekend shows during the “high season” at the many retirement communities in Palm Beach County was one of their own.   The MC who had introduced her when she made her first Florida appearance in a retirement community was still around and had donned his old tuxedo.  He stepped up to the microphone and a hush came over the audience.  “Ladeeeeez and  Gentlemen,” he intoned, “Presenting, Miss Chrisseeeee Frossssssst!”



A pink spotlight settled on Chrissy who stood, waving at everyone. “Time After Time,” they shouted, and Chrissy complied with the song that had made her famous from West Palm Beach to Boca Raton.  The applause was deafening.  After doing a couple of encores (“You’ll Never Walk Alone” and “Goldfinger”), Chrissy looked over across the ballroom and was amazed that she had made so many friends in South Florida.  And it all started back when she was sitting tearfully in Herman’s crummy office in Manhattan and that poster with the palm trees advertising the Sunshine State caught her eye. And here were at least a hundred people who thought enough of her to have made four and five figure donations to a cancer-fighting charity to enable them to be with her as she celebrated her 75th birthday at Mar-a-Lago.

The lights dimmed and the dance music the orchestra was playing ceased as a spotlight fixed on a door off to the right.  And through it he walked, a little stouter than most expected him to be, but wearing his elongated red tie and his tangerine-colored mop. 

“Chrissy,” he said, “People call me all the time telling me how truly great you are, and now I can see what they are talking about.  Too bad we didn’t meet a few years back when I could have put you on a really major TV show.”  By now he had walked across the ballroom, as the smartphone cameras clicked away, right up to where she sat.  Putting his hand, which was a bit sweaty but not really small as some folks have said, on her back a little too tightly, he looked down at her and said, “I have a great surprise for you on your birthday, Chrissy!”  He looked toward the door at the left of the ballroom and pointed at it.   As a spotlight focused, four uniformed guards came into the room, leading two men in orange jumpsuits.

“Nutsy!” Chrissy screamed, running up to the shackled newcomers.  “You almost killed me on that beach, you son of a bitch,” she cried out as she tried to spit in his face.  Nutsy, still agile even after two years of his prison sentence, quickly ducked, her spit landing just above the knot of the long red tie worn by the man who had thought he was doing Chrissy a big favor by getting Nutsy flown in from Leavenworth Federal Prison for the evening, along with Rocky who was attempting to smile at Stella. 

After he finished wiping the spittle from his chin, he tuned to Chrissy, his face turning the color of his hair, “I thought I was doing you a favor, but I guess you’re just another bimbo.  Get out of my damn place!  Whoever let you ever book your damn event here in the first place?  You got no class!  But don’t try to ask for a refund.  We don’t give ‘em, baby!”

“No one talks to me that way,” Chrissy answered as she swung her cane, which she always carried but rarely had need for, at him.  It struck him at the bottom of his long red tie and he bent over in pain.

Meanwhile, Cleopatra  Cohen had gotten up and grabbed Chrissy with one arm and dragged her away, latching on to Stella with the other.  “We gotta get out of here fast, girls!”

Flashing her DEA badge and shoving aside the bewildered security people in the room, Cleopatra Cohen headed for the door with her charges and once outside, jumped into her waiting SUV and headed over the bridge crossing the Intracoastal Waterway.  Thirty minutes later, she dropped them off at Valencia Heights.

Over the next week, when their friends tried to contact Chrissy or Stella, they found their house completely emptied out and no trace of either one of them.  In fact, when anyone inquired about either of them, all they got back were sideways shaking of the head.

Meanwhile, in what she thought was a luxuriously furnished DEA safe house somewhere in Lower California, Chrissy sat doing her nails.  Turning to Cleopatra, she asked “How come the government has the money to keep this wonderful place down here in Mexico while they never had enough to run a decent operation in the States to catch those drug smugglers?"  

Cleopatra smiled.  “Whoever said this place was a government operation?  And what do you think ever happened to those forty million bucks worth of drugs we captured on the beach?"

Chrissy finally understood.  “If I’m hearing you right, we can never go back to the United States,“  she replied.

“That’s right! And since they’re building a wall, that would be pretty difficult anyway.   Chrissy, you’ll have to learn to sing in Spanish!”

And she did.

* “Una y otra vez, me digo que soy, tan afortunada de estar amandote … “

*“Time after time, I tell myself that I’m, so lucky to be loved by you …”

 JL

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 How a Negative Becomes a Positive

A story in Thursday's Palm Beach Post pointed out that while Republicans feel that they will easily defeat Biden in Florida in 2024, some national Democrats feel that the Republican adoption of MAGA principles there will serve as an example of how fascism can endanger democracy and motivate independent and undecided voters in other more competitive States to vote for Democrats. Their seeing an 'Urban-style' leader close-up promoting fascism on their doorstep, as DeSantis provides for them in Florida, can be a crucial wake-up call to the rest of the country, if the Democrats use it properly.  What clearly is a ‘negative’ in Florida might turn out to be a ‘positive’ for Democrats nationwide. 

Check out the article BY CLICKING HERE.   Or copy and paste https://www.palmbeachpost.com/story/news/politics/2023/05/18/biden-may-not-win-florida-but-states-maga-policies-could-help-him/70169062007/ on your browser line.

JL

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After Spring Training, Southeast Florida Lacks Baseball Fans

During the first month of this year’s baseball season, league-wide per-game attendance averaged 27,267 according to the baseball statistic sources. Not a bad number, considering each team plays 81 home games.  

Unfortunately, the local Miami Marlins took three home games to come up with a total attendance of 25,014 last week, or about 8,340 per game.  Those are great numbers for spring training games, but not for regular season games.   

Marlin attendance will probably increase this summer when they start letting hundreds of day camp kids in free for afternoon games.  Also, their ‘bark in the park’ afternoons do not include counting dogs in their attendance numbers which I am sure they would like to do.  The worst thing that could happen would be for the Marlins to qualify for the playoffs, playing before a sparsely filled stadium, with the upper deck still in mothballs, for all to see. This would be an embarrassment for the team and the region it represents.

The best move for them, as I see it, would be to move to Mexico City.  (After all, the American League has a team out of the country, in Toronto!)  They might start off playing half of their home games there, where there already is a fine new baseball stadium seating 20,000, a very adequate number considering what they presently attract.  If that works out, their full schedule can be played there and a bigger stadium built or the present one expanded.  Adios!

JL

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Flipping Party Affiliation Again

A few years back, fed up with the ineptitude of Florida's Democratic Party, I switched my voting registration to 'No Party Affiliation.'  I am now switching back to the Democratic Party because of importance of the battle against the Republican foes of democracy in which we are engaged.  That demands an 'all hands on deck' mobilization and sitting on the sidelines no longer serves a purpose. 

With this in mind, here's a quote from David Leonhardt' 'Morning' opinion column in today's New York Times in which he included the words of Times' Washington correspondent, Carl Hulse:   

“There has been a sea change in the way Democrats view and talk about the Supreme Court.  Democrats used to respectfully disagree with the justices. Now they call them illegitimate and corrupt, partisan and extreme.”

That's another reason why I switched back my registration, our politicized Supreme Court.  Enough Democrats must be elected to change its composition so that it is in sync with the interests of the American people.

JL

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Two Disgraceful Floridians - And You Thought DeSantis Was Bad

Two names in Florida’s history should serve as inspiration to its current governor who apparently is dedicated to eliminating embarrassing details from the Sunslime (not a typo) State’s history.

One is Confederate General Nathaniel Bedford Forrest, who after the war became the first Grand Wizard of the Ku Klux Klan and whose statue was  removed in 2021 from being Florida’s contribution to the Capitol Building’s Statuary Hall in Washington.  (It was replaced with a statue of Mary McLeod Bethune.) 

The other is Florida Governor John Milton, who was so dedicated to the Confederacy and all that it stood for, that in 1865, he committed suicide rather than see Florida rejoin the United States after the South was defeated.  He made the same decision as was made by two other war criminals, Hermann Goering and Josef Goebbels, at the end of the Second World War, using a bullet rather than cyanide poisoning.

I wonder if paintings of these two traitors are hanging somewhere in the present governor’s offices, as he battles to destroy democracy in Florida, under the guise of providing more freedoms, regardless of how undemocratic the results of doing so might be.

JL

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Thursday, May 18, 2023

05-18-2023 - Ultimate Democratic Successes, State Legislatures, the Debt Ceiling, the President's Remarks at a HBCU, Balls and Strikes, the Marlins' Future, and a Chrissy Frost Story

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The Debt Ceiling

And Under Your Pillow, I've
Put the Ability to Borrow Two
Trillion More!

Don't hold your breath but the debt ceiling will be raised.  Hurrah! 
The Democrats will claim doing so had nothing to do with concessions made to the House Republican majority in developing the nation's budget, and that the two processes were on entirely separate tracks.  I heard Hakeem Jeffries, the House Democratic leader, say that.  They also still believe in the tooth fairy.


JL

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The Road to Democratic Success and its Obstacle, Our State Legislatures

A recent column by Robert Reich, former Obama cabinet member, as well as Simon Rosenberg’s ‘Hopium Chronicles’ blog both looked forward to future dominance of our government by the votes of younger people, increasingly college-educated, who lean toward progressive ideas and will vote for Democratic candidates. To these two commentators, it appears to be a matter of inevitable demographic change, chiefly based upon the aging process of the present electorate.  However, neither see it happening tomorrow but look forward to it taking a decade or two to occur.

To that I add two comments: (1) Voting rights must be preserved so that the electorate they forsee in a few years will actually come to be, and (2) it will take longer to happen in State elections than in Congressional or presidential races. 

Remember that it is in the fifty State legislatures that the election laws for those States are made, and that also is where the dilution of representation by ‘gerrymandering’ takes place!  

While Democratic politicians often have their heads in the clouds, Republicans know that the late Democratic House Speaker Tip O’Neill, hit the nail on the head when he said that ‘all politics are local.’  A vote for a State assembly member or State senator is far more important than your vote for president! (which you never really have, just a vote for some unknown 'electors.')

Think of how your vote for the latter is significantly diluted by the make-up of the Electoral College.  Contrast it to contests for State legislative seats where quite simply, the one with most votes wins.  That’s the way democracy should work, despite some unavoidable contamination by gerrymandering of those State districts.   And remember that it is in those fifty State legislatures, as I’ve pointed out, that the election laws for those States are made!

 JL

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Computer-Called Balls and Strikes Seen Soon on the Way

The Miami Marlins eked out a victory over the Washington Nationals in the last of the ninth inning the other evening with a three-run homer by Jorge Soler.  Two pitches before that, he should have been struck out by a two-out, two-strike pitch at which he didn’t swing, ending the game.  It was clearly a strike according to what most observers saw, what the TV commentators said, and what I witnessed on television.  But the umpire called it a ball, earning him a trip to the nearest ophthalmologist.

The sooner balls and strikes (unless they are swung at) are determined by computer-synchronized cameras, instead of by umpires, the better it will be for baseball.  It is only a matter of time and is currently the subject of experimentation in the minor leagues. 

A Hard Way to Earn a Living

As for the umpire who made the horrible call as Soler stood there not swinging at what really was strike three, he should be sent down to the minors, if major league baseball does such things.  (Hey, these are not sour grapes. I am not a Washington Nationals fan, but they deserve my sympathy after being screwed out of a rare victory by that umpire.)

(And speaking of baseball, I wonder how much longer the Marlins will remain in Florida.  Attendance last night and the night before crept below 9,000.  Even the Rays in the Tampa area draw significantly more fans than do the Marlins. The only team with worse attendance is Oakland and they're moving to Las Vegas next year.  Nashville and Portland are both seeking major league franchises and obviously, the greater Miami area cannot, probably in view of its other attractions, support major league baseball.)

 JL

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 A Commencement Address

The other day when President Biden spoke to the graduating class at Howard University, one of the nation’s leading historically Black colleges and universities (HBCU), he made it clear that he recognizes that ‘sinister forces trying to reverse racial progress’ in this country.

While the President warned of this danger, his words did not seem to light a fire under his audience.  Some observers seemed to feel he has not done enough and was only repeating what they already knew quite well.  

The Black vote is essential to a Democratic victory in 2024.  There is a lot of work to be done by Democrats before Election Day in 2024 to harness that vote!  Efforts similar to those of South Carolinian Representative Jim Clyburn in 2020, whose support some claim was crucial for President Biden’s victory, are needed.  Failure to do that has cost the Democrats elections in Florida, and that should not be a benchmark for future failures. 

Read the New York Times article about his remarks at the Howard University commencement by CLICKING HERE or by going to https://www.nytimes.com/2023/05/13/us/politics/biden-howard-commencement-black-voters.html. 

 JL

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The Original ‘Chrissy Frost’ Stories are Back!

All eight of them, originally included on this blog back in 2017 recounting the story of a Florida entertainer, are now re-appearing on the blog. Together they form what might be a novella, entitled ‘Time After Time – The Crissy Frost Story.’

Here is the seventh story, chapter, or whatever you want to call it, in which Chrissy confronts a strange challenge to her sanity.  The eighth and final story will appear in the next posting of Jackspotpourri.  

The earlier ones appeared in recent postings, accessible from the ‘Archive.’  If you missed them, just go back and check them out.  (See the May 3, May 8, and May 14 postings, each of which contained two 'episodes.')  They should be read in order, as you would read a book.  And now … as Ed McMahon used to say on the ‘Tonight Show,’  “Here’s Chrissy!”

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Chapter 7:  Dream Girl – A Chrissy Frost Story

Jack Lippman

 

(“Chrissy Frost” is an entirely fictitious creation.  My apologies go to anyone who might happen to share that name, and I know there are some of you out there.)

Chrissy Frost was dreaming.  She was in an upscale steakhouse in Boca Raton, enjoying a succulent filet mignon cooked exactly the way she liked them done, black on the outside with a strip of red in the middle.  At least that was the way she had liked her steaks before her doctors told her to avoid red meat.  Although she was almost completely recovered from her stroke six years ago, and was earning a good living performing on the stages of Palm Beach County’s many retirement communities, she still had to watch her cholesterol and beef was no longer part of her diet.  But it was an enjoyable dream anyway.

She barely noticed the tiny brownish specks she was spitting out when she brushed her teeth and flossed the next morning.  But the following day, after having another “filet mignon” dream, Chrissy was again flossing out bits of steak when she brushed her teeth.  Very puzzling.  Particularly since she had eaten mostly salads, chicken and egg white veggie omelets over the past week or so. 

And when she went to Dr. Lopez for her regular exam the next week, he shook his finger at her. 

“Chrissy, your lipids are up.  Have you been eating anything to increase your cholesterol?  Looks to me like you have.”

“Swear to God, Doctor, I haven’t had a piece of beef in a couple of years.  Fish, chicken and rarely, a piece of veal maybe.  No red meat at all.”

The doctor scratched his head.

“But, let me tell you,” Chrissy continued, “Something funny has been happening lately. I’ve been dreaming of eating a delicious filet mignon in a fancy restaurant and when I brush my teeth in the morning, when I floss, it seems like I had really eaten a piece of steak during the night.  I think I’m flossing out bits of meat.”

Dr. Lopez looked at her kind of funny, peered into her mouth and set up another appointment for more blood work two weeks later. 

“Funny things happen all the time, Chrissy.  Let’s see what it looks like in two weeks.  Meanwhile, stop dreaming so much.”

During those two weeks, Chrissy ate like a vegan, but whenever she had the “filet mignon” dream, there still were particles of steak between her teeth when she flossed the next morning.

And when she went back to the doctor, the results were no better.  The cholesterol was still up, the LDLs were climbing and the HDLs were dropping.   She explained her diet over the past few weeks and then surprised Dr. Lopez by taking out a little pill box which contained a few strands of red meat. 

“This is what I flossed out this morning.  Take a look at it.”

“Looks like steak to me,” he said, holding them in a tweezer up close to his eyes.

“Chrissy, we have a problem and it’s beyond me.  I am referring you to a specialist whom I hope can help you.  Here’s his name and address.  I’ll call him this afternoon and his office will call you.  We’ll get to the bottom of this.  Don’t worry.”

“What’s this guy? A cholesterol specialist?  I certainly don’t want to have another stroke.”

“No, Chrissy, he’s a psychiatrist.”

“You think I’m crazy?”

“No way, but physical manifestations of what you’re dreaming about are a little beyond me.  You have bits of the meal you dreamt of stuck in your teeth.  Not a job for an internist, Chrissy, but this guy many have some answers.  Give him a chance.”                                        

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The sign on the glass door in the shabby professional building read “Tobias Fink, D.M.A.”  Chrissy went into the waiting room, signed in and waited to be for the nurse behind a glass window, or whatever she was, to call her.  Otherwise the room was empty.  Glancing around she saw some of the diplomas displayed, apparently to reassure patients of the credibility of Dr. Fink.  One was from the University of the Guianas, announcing his having received his Doctor of Medical Arts degree there in 1983 with honors and another testified to his having completed his residency in Psychiatry at the Cayman Islands Mental Health Center three years later.  Very reassuring, she thought.

Once ushered into Dr. Fink’s office, she was confronted by a barefooted chubby man in his fifties wearing a colorful Hawaiian shirt and denim cargo shorts.  He was smoking a pipe.

“Good morning, Miss Frost.  Dr. Lopez called me and told me a little about your story.  Would you mind repeating it for me.  But first, would you like a drink?” 

With that, Dr. Fink opened a small refrigerator next to his desk and took out a can of Diet Dr. Pepper, popping it open and inserting a straw.

“No thanks, Doctor,” Chrissy replied.  “But before I start talking to you, I’d like to find out if I really want to be here talking to you.  You must admit, you don’t look like any doctor I’ve ever seen.  Tell me why I should be even talking to you.”

“Miss Frost, all of my patients usually say about the same thing as you’ve just said when they first meet me, but believe me, I am legitimate.  Or almost, anyway.  You see, my medical and psychiatric credentials aren’t accepted anywhere in the United States, but here in Florida, I am able to practice because of a loophole in their licensing laws.  Actually, this place is officially licensed as a barber shop and somewhere along the line, I will snip off a half inch or so of your hair … and that makes everything else I do okay with the State.  You know, barbers are known to talk a lot with the person in their chair, and that’s what I do in my practice, so it works for me.   Of course, I can’t take insurance payments but that doesn’t matter much since my charges are very low.  I was left a lot, a real lot, of money a few years back, so I don’t depend on this practice, or barber shop, to support myself.  Okay?”

“Hmm,” Chrissy intoned.  “How come Dr. Lopez referred me to you if you’re not really a doctor?

“Good question.  Because Henry respects what I do, as do most of the physicians in South Florida.  They all know of me, and when they come across the kind of case I handle, they don’t hesitate to refer patients to me, even with my phony credentials, because I get results!”

Crissy was beginning to believe, at least a little, in this guy.  He slouched in his chair, popping a bit of his gut out between the buttons on his shirt.  She almost wanted to laugh.

“Listen, young lady … “

“Cut it out, Doctor,” Chrissy interrupted.  “I’m older than you are, so stop with the young lady bit.”

“Okay,” he said, “But let me tell you about some the cases I’ve handled and maybe you’ll want to give me a chance to help you.”

Chrissy nodded her assent.

“This guy, I’ll change his name, came to me a year or so ago with these bloody spots on his hand and on his lower torso.  ‘Rufus,’ I asked him, ‘where did you get these things?’  ‘Doc,’ he replies to me, ‘I got them in a dream.  I was dreaming I was Jesus Christ being crucified and when I woke up, these marks were on me from the dream of the crucifixion.’  Well, I checked him out and he wasn’t much of a religious guy, went to church once every couple of years maybe and didn’t even know the Biblical details of what he was dreaming.  Had him sleep over in my office one night, right on that chaise over there, and I watched him toss and turn.  He was dreaming alright, and in the morning, damn it, he had those spots right where he told me he was getting them.”

Intrigued, Crissy asked what happened with Rufus.  Dr. Fink continued.

“I got this friend in the Bishop’s office in West Palm.  Now I’m not a Catholic, but we grew up together.  I tell him this story … and he writes it up and gives it to the Bishop.  Two months later a bunch of priests show up in my office with Rufus and ask me to sign some papers.  I guess the schools I went to for my degrees, which aren’t worth much in this country, are fully accredited by the Vatican.  They tell me that once he dies, they’ll put Rufus up for what they call beatification, which is a step toward sainthood if they can verify any miracles or cures connected with him.  They’re taking their time because he really must die first before this thing gets moving.   So far, he hasn’t.  I told them I go to the track and the casinos with him occasionally, and damn it, he always wins, never loses, it’s unbelievable.  Big bucks, really big bucks … but he gives it all to charity.  They smiled when I told them that.  One of them whispered to me that he suspects that Rufus may actually be Jesus.  Keep that under your hat, he says to me.  So you see, I do deal with cases like yours, Miss Frost.”

“Wow,” Chrissy said as Dr. Fink cracked open another Dr. Pepper.  “Do you have any other interesting patients, ones more like me?”

“Sure … There was Melissa.  That wasn’t her real name.  Always wanted to be in show business, TV, the movies.  But she had no talent and was what I would call homely.  In her dreams, she was in the movies, not a star mind you, but a significant bit part player.  It was always the same movie, the one that won a lot of awards last year, you know, ‘La La Land,” and she always played the same part.   Well, I downloaded the video and she pointed out to me where she was in the movie in her dreams, and to my amazement, when I paused the video exactly there, damn it, it actually looked like it was Melissa playing that role!  Or at least someone whom she resembled very closely.  I zoomed in and the actress in the movie had the same mole on her neck as Melissa, sitting right where you are now, had.  Of course, some other actress played that role in the film, so I contacted the people who made the film, so I might really compare what she looked like with Melissa in person.  They told me they couldn’t help me since the actress had died in an automobile accident shortly after the film was made, but they would send me a photograph.  I have it right here in her file, and as far as I can see, it’s a photograph of Melissa.  She claims she remembers from her dreams when they took it after one of the shoots in Hollywood and even identifies some of the other actors in the background.

“What happened to Melissa,” Chrissy asked.

“Nothing much.  I told her never to go to the movies anymore and to cut out watching them on her TV screen too.  She also cancelled her Netflix subscription.  I know she got married last year and I think she just had a baby.  She’ll be fine so long as she stays away from movies.  But as far as I am concerned, professionally, I do believe that there was some cosmic merger of her dreams and the making of that movie which resulted in the real actress getting killed and Melissa, from her dreams, retrospectively taking over the role.  These things do happen.”

“Another one.   This guy, call him George, always was dreaming that he was cheating on his wife with another woman in a hotel room somewhere.  The hotel catches fire and the fire department calls up to them on a bullhorn to jump out of the window and they’ll catch them in a net.  The two of them do that, stark naked, and who do you think is one of the firemen holding the net?  The guy’s wife!  And this is where this dream always ends.  Normal stuff so far, George is dreaming that he’ll get caught.  Classic guilt.  Now his wife, I was given to understand, was a stay-at-home type wife, baking cookies, sending the kids off to school and all of that usual good stuff.  She had majored in Italian Renaissance Art in college and was a really bright woman.  So one day, right out of the blue, she tells George that she has decided to become a volunteer fire department aide.  It would be a change for her, she claimed.  Smiling, she said it was perfectly safe, he shouldn’t worry, the closest she would get to a fire would be to help those holding the net when someone was forced to jump out of a window in a burning building.  At this point, George turned white.  He went to the doctor the next morning and that is how I got involved. 

“You mean,” Chrissy said, “that his wife in real life was about to enter his dream world, and she was totally unaware of what she would encounter there.” 

“She wouldn’t encounter it there,” Chrissy, “George was the one doing the dreaming.  He would.”  But her presence in the dream would be as a real person, and under deep hypnosis, she might even remember being there in his dream, but we won’t go there.  Maybe it was just a coincidence, but it served to turn him into a faithful husband, as I’d advised him to be, and which he has been ever since.  Now do you think I’m capable of dealing with a bit of filet mignon stuck between your teeth?”

Chrissy replied “Yes, Doctor.”

After Chrissy repeated the full story of her dreams and the dental residue that remained afterwards, Dr. Fink smiled.

“You’re an easy one, Miss Frost.  We can wrap this up right now in one sitting, and my fee will be just $29.99.  And I’ll include a second consultation with that free!  That’s something I learned from watching TV … and of course, there’s no charge for shipping and handling.  Ha, Ha. Okay?”

Crissy nodded, adding, “And you can call me Chrissy, Dr. Fink.”

His remedy was a simple one.  “Chrissy,” he said.  “Set your mind to controlling your dream as soon as it starts.  When the waiter brings the filet mignon, scream at him saying something like ‘I don’t want that, take it away, no meat for me.’  You get the idea.  And if he persists, pick up the damn steak and throw it at him!  You must be the one who controls your dream, not that little bit of your brain that really wants the filet mignon.  Got it?”

Crissy smiled, wrote a check and went home.  That night she had the same dream, but this time she tried to confront the waiter.  “Take than goddamn steak away!  I don’t want it.”  Despite her entreaties, he placed the piece of meat on a plate before her.  The aroma was almost overpowering, but she hung on.  It was slow-motion in the dream, but it was really happening. With her left hand, she stabbed her fork into the steak and slowly, ever so slowly raised it off the plate. Transferring it to her right hand, she drew her arm back as if she were a quarterback throwing a pass.  As her arm moved forward, the steak flew off the fork and sailed across the room, hitting the waiter squarely in the eye.  And then the dream ended.

The next morning, her sister-in-law came into her bedroom as she was getting up.  “Is everything alright, Chrissy?”  I heard you screaming during the night, something about taking a steak away.  I looked in but you were sound asleep.

“Wait a sec, Stella,” Crissy said as she ran into the bathroom.

“No meat between my teeth!  Great!  That doctor cured me!”  Chrissy was delirious with joy as she waved a string of clean dental floss!  Let’s go shopping!”

Later that afternoon, walking through the Town Center mall in Boca, Chrissy thought she recognized one of the waiters from what used to be her favorite steak house strolling toward her.  He had a black eye.

Turning to Chrissy, he said, “Pardon me, M’am, I think I recognize you.  Were you dining in New York Prime last night about eight?”

“No,” Crissy replied.

“I could have sworn you were there and you threw a steak at me.  See my eye.  Don’t you remember, we had to call the cops to escort you out of the place.”

“You must have been dreaming.  I haven’t been in the place for months.  But I hope that eye heals up fast.”

“Yeah, I do too.  If it didn’t hurt so much, I would swear it was all a dream”

 

 

JL

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