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Jack is a graduate of Rutgers University where he majored in history. His career in the life and health insurance industry involved medical risk selection and brokerage management. Retired in Florida since 2001 after many years in NJ and NY, widowed since 2010, he occasionally writes and paints, participates in play readings and is catching up on Shakespeare, Melville and Joyce, etc.

Sunday, December 11, 2011

Responses to Obama's Israel Position and a Couple of Short Stories


You don’t think I got away with my recent posting of Dr. Robert Watson’s thoughts on President Obama’s position in support of Israel without getting some responses, did you?  Admittedly, I also sent it out as an Email to a selected list.  Since this blog is for “everyone,” here are some of the responses I received … with names deleted since they do not know I am posting them. 

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This is a response I got from a friend when I forwarded Dr. Watson’s thoughts on Obama’s Israel policy. 

“Jack:  In response to this email, why don't you ask Israelis and find out how they feel about Obama? Oh, we forget, you would rather listen to the words of the ultra liberal Robert Watson instead.  No matter what Mr. Watson writes or says, we disagree with him and so please don't send us any more emails supporting Obama. We will NEVER support him for many reasons and you and/or Mr. Watson will not make us change our minds. I just find it disconcerting when we have to explain to our friends, relatives and acquaintances how the Jews in Florida can ever have supported Obama. They are astounded! We don't know how to explain it.  Now that you know our position and we know yours, please do not send us any more political emails.”

Nevertheless, I risked sending him this brief reply:
“Can you briefly list some of those many reasons you mention?”   Jack

And this is the reply I received:

“Jack:  You are relentless and at this point we don't have to list any of the reasons as long as we are sure of our convictions and we certainly don't want to discuss them with you as you seem to be an ultra liberal, too, and anything we say you will counteract with fabrications.
For anyone who can't see the light, let them support Obama. We won't and that is that. In addition, we will do everything in our power to make sure he doesn't get a second chance to ruin this country. The topic is over. We don't want to discuss it with you.”



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And here is another one.  I forgive the writer for a few spelling errors.

Before I knew anything about Obama, I was very open and I wanted to research what I could. I went to his web site and read this... "The Palestinian people are of the most oppressed people on the face of the earth." Who do you suppose he thinks has done the oppressing. Not the ones who send the suiside bombs over to Israel. I think that I know who he is when I see him kiss the ring of the Saudi King and go on his apology tour. On another note he gave part of General motors to the Unions. It was the unions who destroyed the company to begin with by negotiating salaries that made the company uncompetitive in the world market. Then they get this reward.


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And this one is a bit more complicated to figure out.  The “cousin” referred to is a Senior Fellow with the extremely conservative Hudson Institute and is a gentleman I personally respect as probably one of the nation’s leading experts on the Muslim Brotherhood.  The propaganda piece which follows comes from www.Townhall.com, a conservative website. 

Some (not all) of these people, you know, cannot think for themselves and turn to these packaged arguments when challenged.  Do you think Hillary Clinton’s reaction to “orthodoxy” and Panetta’s frustration with Israeli transigence warrant this kind of attack?  I do not.

My feeling is that Israel will negotiate and cede territory for a Palestinian state, but only when they are absolutely certain that their new neighbor will not turn out to be a violent aggressor bent on Israel’s destruction. It may take eighty years to reach that point, but Israel must be certain before it negotiates! 
 
This viewpoint is shared by most Israelis, except for the small minority who oppose any Palestinian state whatsoever and the ceding of any territory at all. Unfortunately, this minority position has an inordinate and undeserved influence on the opinions of Jews in the United States, including many rabbis. 

President Obama is aware of this, as is Leon Panetta, and of the actions of the Palestinians which in effect keep the Israelis from the negotiation table. Remarks such as those made by Panetta will not serve to change the Israeli position, but they do serve to paint the United States as an honest broker and thus, hopefully eventually will bring the Palestinians closer to a position which will enable the Israelis to be able to negotiate with them.   

But this blog aims at fairness, so read the following reply and decide for yourself.      

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Here is the response:
 
I am forwarding this as an additional response to an e mail I received regarding Obamas' loving stance on Israel.

To those who think that this administration is an ally of the only supporter of the US (Israel) in the middle east must be informed of the truth and not the spin coming from the White House. I am expecting a reply to the e mail received (that Email’s contents appeared on this blog’s most recent posting.)  which was NOT forwarded to you because of confidentiality....but might do so when I receive a reply from my cousin's think tank in Washington.  (The writer was apparently leery of forwarding Dr. Watson’s thoughts to those on his mailing list out of concern that its factual approach, which I suspect that even the Hudson Institute will find to be truthful, might influence some of them.)
Please scroll down and read.

Subject: Fwd: Obama administration's relentless attacks on Jews and Israel explode
Please print out and take a copy of the article below to your card, golf or tennis game to hand out to your Obama swooning friends. They might become so overwrought that you'd gain an upper hand in whatever form of competition you're in.


Townhall.com| December 9, 2011 - Suzanne Fields

Posted on Friday, December 09, 2011 6:13:50 AM by Kaslin (Don’t know who he is)
This has been a bad week in Israeli-American relations -- more accurately, (Jewish)-Israeli-Obama White House relations. Three White House players who should know better (and probably do) dumped on the only democracy in the Middle East, boldly contradicting the president's boast to Jewish donors that he's the most Israel-supporting president in history. (Where does that leave Harry Truman?)
Hillary Clinton went out of her way to pick a fight with Israel in the name of feminist principle. The secretary of state thought she was speaking "just among us girls" behind closed doors at the left-leaning Brookings Institute, but her remarks nevertheless made headlines in the Israeli newspapers.
Hillary was shocked -- shocked! -- to learn that Orthodox Jews segregate women and men, and buses in their Israeli neighborhoods acquiesced by reserving front seats for men. This naturally reminded her of Rosa Parks, who refused to give up her seat on a bus in Montgomery, Ala., and ultimately set off the modern civil-rights movement. But there is no such legally required segregation in Israel, by sex, race or otherwise, and Israeli courts have said so.
She was shocked again, poor lady, when she heard that several ultra-orthodox soldiers walked out of a military concert to avoid hearing women sing; it was against their faith to listen to women in song. The secretary of state apparently thought this sounded like Iran, and said so. Another cheap shot, which did not go unanswered in Israel. "The exclusion and segregation of women is something totally unacceptable, and it needs to be stopped," Israeli Finance Minister Yuval Steinitz told the daily Ha'aretz, "but to cite this as a threat to Israel's democracy is a big leap."
Hillary would do better to measure her friends in Saudi Arabia against her feminist principles. Saudi women can't drive without a close male-relative chaperone, and if they do they risk a lashing. Saudi women have been promised the vote five years hence, but after decades of broken promises they're not holding their breaths. Women in Israel already share power with men, and have done so from the founding of the modern Jewish state. There must be someone in Foggy Bottom who could let Hillary in on the secret.
Hillary's feminist principles were offended, but Defense Secretary Leon Panetta, speaking at the same conference, took a different poke at the Jewish state. He blames Israel for delaying negotiations with the Palestinians, as though it was the Israelis' fault there hasn't been "peace" talks for a while.
"Get to the damn table," Panetta said, like an irate father calling obstreperous children to dinner. He apparently hadn't heard that it was President Obama who set pre-conditions for talking about a complete construction freeze in East Jerusalem and the West Bank. The president delays things by making the Palestinians even more recalcitrant than usual.
The president and his men could usefully read a new book, "Deception: Betraying the Peace Process," which describes the way the Palestinian Authority deliberately and systematically undermines the mutual trust necessary to accomplish anything. Itamar Marcus and Nan Jacques Zilberdik meticulously document the way the Palestinians indoctrinate children to hate Jews, to idolize terrorists and deny Israel's right to exist.
In one chilling example in an "education" magazine sponsored by the Palestinian Authority, a teenage girl describes a dream of meeting her hero, Hitler, who tells her that he killed Jews to show her how horrible Jews are.
A close reading of the book could clear certain White House heads of the foolishness of Howard Gutman, the U.S. ambassador to Belgium (and a chief Obama fundraiser), who draws poisonous distinctions between the ancient anti-Semitism persistent in Europe and the anti-Semitism of Islamists, which he says arises from the behavior of the Jews. He wouldn't blame the Holocaust on the Jews, where European anti-Semitism was pervasive, but suggests that the Israelis can resolve Jew-hatred today by changing their ways. Every new settlement in Israel, he says, exacerbates the problem.
The White House quickly distanced the president and his administration from the ambassador's dictionary definitions of two kinds of anti-Semitism, but not before Mitt Romney and Newt Gingrich accused the administration of undermining an ally. Newt said the president should fire the ambassador.
The two Republican presidential front-runners offer strong alternatives toward Israel. Romney said that his first foreign trip as president would be to Israel. (Obama hasn't visited Israel at all.) Newt promises to move the American embassy from Tel Aviv to Jerusalem. Both challenge Obama's approach as unsympathetic, if not hostile, to Israel.
Jewish voters, many of whom are still enamored of the president, might think long and hard about how their man actually regards what's at stake in the Middle East, and how he might deal with Israel if he is re-elected and no longer has to worry about running for office or campaign money from the Jews.

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Let no one ever say that Jackspotpourri.com is not, in the words of Roger Ailes, “Balanced and Fair.”  But I must add that neither a trip to Israel by a “President” Romney nor a transfer of the US embassy from Tel Aviv to Jerusalem as a “President” Gingrich promises, would come close to doing as much for Israel as the ultra modern armaments and missile defense systems which President Obama has made certain Israel receives from the United States.

 
Iron Dome Missile System Provided by United States
 
United States Embassy - Tel Aviv

And for the record, since the author of the above piece seems to think visiting there is vitally important to our relationship with Israel, note the following:

During the 2008 Presidential campaign, Barack Obama made his second trip to Israel, where he spoke at Sderot of an unshakable commitment to Israel’s security and reiterated that Israelis have, in the United States, a friend and ally that will always stand by the people of Israel.  It should be remembered that the only two Presidents to make an official state visit to Israel during their first term were Presidents Carter and Clinton.  Lyndon B. Johnson and Ronald Reagan, two of our most pro-Israel presidents, never visited Israel during their tenure as presidents. And George W. Bush did not visit Israel until the eighth year of his presidency.  

Jack Lippman

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And here are a couple of short stories to take your mind off of the serious matters addressed above.  Neither of them were written by me.  Hurrah!

BANG!

Harvey Sage  -  Author of Tuna Food     www.harvo1.com

The reflection in the mirror pleased him, so he smiled. After one last brushing of his ample hair, and a wiping of his forehead, Jay was ready to go. His newest girlfriend was waiting.

As he left his bedroom, which he shared with Amy, his wife of twenty years, he looked at her picture and felt a tinge of guilt. “Too bad babes.  I love you, but a man gotta do what he gotta do. Gonads you know.” He turned and started to leave. A thought flashed through his consciousness. He went to the dresser drawer and opened it. Jay looked at the bright shiny revolver laying there. It was a five shot 38 caliber Taurus. Should he lock it up with his many other guns? Jay hesitated. “Nah. What good is a gun locked up. Besides, I’m running late and fun is afoot.” Turning, Jay left. The house was empty. But not for long.



They were young and scroungey. Though school was in session, Delray and Hendry didn’t go. Who cared? The day was bright, the weather mild, and the area basically deserted. A great opportunity to rob and pillage at will. These were not known as “bad kids,” just mildly retarded and involved with petty crimes. In another county the school system would have dealt with them through alternative schools. Their day would have been regimented and they would be trained to work in a variety of menial and entry jobs. Their lives would be productive and they would be content.

Sad to say, in this county the education gurus dictated no help for the lower classes. They were seen as trash and garbage, destined to fend for themselves. Church programs and after school activities didn’t apply here. Delray and Hendry were deemed useless flotsam and jetson. However in the world of the street they possessed a survivor’s dose of genius. That is why they meandered through this gated neighborhood, eventually picking out a house. No one was around as they came round the back and forced their way in, closing the door behind them.

They were fast and thorough. Each grabbed a pillow case and then they went through the bedrooms looking for jewelry and other plunder that could be transformed into cash. Cash meant drugs, a high, a good time with girls, an escape from the humdrum life. As the juvenile entrepreneurs searched they came upon an unexpected find. “Look a here Delray. It’s a gun and it’s a beauty.” Then they heard the front door open.

Jay was pissed. Elaine, his girl friend, hadn’t showed. “The bitch stood me up!  My whole day off shot to hell.”  He thought of what he could have done- golf, fishing or even taking his guns out to the target range. Jay enjoyed shooting. A rabid supporter of the Second Amendment, Jay took his gun ownership seriously. His favorite saying was “The only way you’re going to take away my gun is to pry it out of my cold, dead hands.” 

Jay went upstairs and froze. At the top of the stairway stood a boy. In his shaking hands was Jay’s .38. The boy shouted “Don’t move!” Jay saw he was scared. Instead of turning and running for help, he started to climb.

Delray backed away. The gun shaking, he let himself be boxed with Hendry into a room as Jay - big, strong muscular Jay - kept coming.

“Come on son,” Jay said in a soft voice. “ You don’t want to get into trouble, do you. Give me the gun and get out of here. I won’t tell the cops and we’ll forget this ever happened.” Jay extended his hand and DelRay, who had never held a gun in his life went to give it to the big man. He was shaking very badly and in the midst of the transfer the inevitable happened. BANG! A body fell lifeless to the floor.  Tragic.


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Hey You!

Sid Bolotin


Hey you!  You in your fancy car with the windows rolled up. I see you trying to avoid looking at me, to avoid seeing me. My name is Nitolob, and I’m a person just like you. I know, I know; you can’t wait for the traffic light to change so you can escape. My appearance and my presence affront you. Well, I’m living in my culture, the culture of the great unwashed. You are part of the opposite culture, the one with all the haves, the cars, and the gated communities. I may be dirty, smelly, and unemployed, begging at traffic lights, but I am not uneducated. I was in college when I chose to forego my draft exemption and join the army to fight for my country.  Maybe it was the jungle of ‘Nam or the deserts of Iraq or Afghanistan which shredded my high noble ideals.  Don’t matter which.  My mind never fully reconciled the dichotomy of that experience when I finally came home. Oh I tried to return to the life I left, but I found it impossible. I’ve been drifting all these years without roots, city- to- city, job to job.    Now in Florida I’m part of a community of displaced people, struggling to exist within a paradox of economic opposites that rub shoulders with each other. You think we’re all shiftless, irresponsible failures who could catapult ourselves into your world if only we would try hard enough. Not so, my judgmental friend. Oh, I suppose some could; but the majority of us are not in this culture by choice. Various circumstances dropped us off the edge and have kept us here. Smiling and crying, I live in the streets. Smiling when I’ve gotten a few dollars to buy food; crying when I’ve spent ten hours on the roadway’s island in the burning heat without a single dollar to show for all that time and indignity. Think about this the next time you see me at a traffic light. Soften your heart and contribute a dollar or two to create a smiling day for both of us.

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JL

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Wednesday, December 7, 2011

President Obama's Israel Policy


As of the morning of December 7, when I last reviewed the statistics for this blog, I was surprised to find that it had been accessed 115 times during the prior seven days and of these “hits,” only 68 were in the United States.  Twenty were from Brazil, fifteen from Russia, three from Singapore, and two each from China, Germany and the Ukraine. France, Canada and the United Arab Emirates each had one “hit.”  

Most of these foreign “hits” probably resulted from individuals doing a search on Google, or a similar search engine, and coming up with Jackspotpourri.com as a URL (Uniform Resource Locator) where something they were searching for might be found.  This is the first time we have had “penetration” into South America, and I suspect the recent posting mentioning many folk singers contributed to it.  Contributors to the blog might be pleased to know that what they write is read all over the planet.  So write something !

Jack Lippman
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Obama's Israel Policy

The following information was received by Email and is being passed on to readers of the blog.   You are encouraged to pass it on to others, if you wish, by copying and pasting it into your Email, or referring them to this blog.

Friends,

I am always being asked to comment on Obama’s Israel policy and I get a regular dose of angry misinformation – much of it 180 degrees from the truth – alleging that the Obama administration does not support Israel. So, here are some thoughts and, more importantly, some facts…

When President Truman supported statehood on May 14, 1948 by having theUnited States be the first nation to recognize Israel (Truman signed the proclamation at 6:11 EST, about 11 minutes after statehood), it was but part of the vital role Truman played in both establishing Israel and supporting the plight of the Jewish diaspora after the Second World War. For instance, Truman improved conditions for displaced persons after the Holocaust, supported Jewish refugees relocating to Palestine over British objections, forced the Brits to stand down from their policy of intercepting Jewish craft headed to Palestine, secured Jewish immigration to the US in the critical years after WWII, built international support for Israel, and much, much more. Much of what Truman did was unpopular politically, especially with his base of white, southern voters (including during the 1948 election) and among key allies, White House aides, and the US State Department.

Additionally, the great Zionist leaders indicated to Truman Israel’s need for more than simply official recognition of statehood. There was the need for:
- Loan guarantees
- Agricultural support and aid
- Joint intelligence sharing
- Military cooperation
- Economic cooperation and commercial development
- Trade
- Immigration
- Cultural exchanges between the two, new allies
- Key vetoes in the UN of anti-Israel measures and symbolic support for the fledgling state in the international community
- Missile defense

Truman delivered and is rightly recognized as a great champion of Israel. It is now said, however, that President Obama has abandoned the historical alliance between the United States and Israel when the fact of the matter is that he has delivered in every one of the aforementioned 10 critical areas.   Here is a partial list of Obama’s substantive support for Israel:

1. Sent Israel the largest ever security package of $2.775 billion (2010)
2. Surpassed the 2010 package with a $3 billion package in 2011
3. Provided Israel with the most advanced missile defense system

Israel’s Iron Dome Missile Defense System 

Israel's 'Iron Dome' missile-defense system4. Ordered the largest-ever joint US and Israel military training exercise in history
5. Supported the Gaza Counter-Arms Smuggling Program with 10 other nations
6. Vetoed the 2010 Security Council resolution criticizing Israel’s construction of settlements (the US was the only one of the 15 members on the Security Council to veto)
7. Obama has vetoed over a half-dozen anti-Israel resolutions at the UN Human Rights Council
8. Pushed a UN Security Council measure hitting Iran with the toughest sanctions to date
9. Promoted and signed into law the Comprehensive Iran Sanctions and Divestment Act
10. Promoted and supported sanctions against Syria
11. Repeatedly opposed unilateral efforts at a Palestinian state
12. Obama’s two-state proposal for Palestine based on the 1967 borders was only a starting point. Both sides were able to negotiate up or down from that point and would have to sign off on any firm deal. There were an array of territorial swaps built into the proposal, requiring the support of both sides.
13. Called for the immediate release of Gilad Shalit
14. Obama has sent countless senior White House and Pentagon officials, Cabinet officials, and Vice President Biden to Israel (hundreds of visits in total)

Here is a partial list of Obama’s symbolic but important support for Israel:

1. Refused to condemn Israel when asked repeatedly to do so by many countries after the so-called Turkish flotilla incident
2. Repeatedly advocated in the UN and in the international community Israel’s right to self-defense and self-determination
3. Has continued the long history of immigration between the two nations
4. Has continued the long history of cultural exchanges between the two countries
5. Publically criticized Syria’s arming of Hezbollah
6. Criticized the Goldstone Report and lobbied the world community to oppose it
7. Discussed and ordered a study to examine textbooks and curriculum in Saudi Arabia to determine possible anti-Semitism
8. Repeatedly proposed efforts to address the Israeli-Palestinian conflict
9. Publically and repeatedly called for a non-militarized Palestinian state
10. Publically and repeatedly condemned Hamas violence
11. Obama has met with Netanyahu 7 times thus far
12. Obama repeatedly in speeches states the US commitment to Israel

One of the best ways the United States can support Israel is to be respected around the world and engage the world community in a constructive, multi-lateral manner. This is happening.

US support for Israel is not a Democratic or Republican thing – and friends of Israel should never want that to become the case. However, there are individuals alleging as much today, which is potentially very harmful to Israel. Both parties have supported Israel. Liberals such as LBJ and conservatives such as Reagan were champions of Israel. At the same time, presidents such as Jimmy Carter (Democrat) and George H.W. Bush (Republican) have, at times, not exactly promoted policies and positions helpful to Israel. To suggest that Obama, however, has not been supportive of Israel is simply not true.

Robert P. Watson, Ph.D., 

Professor of American Studies, Coordinator of the American Studies Program, Lynn University, Boca Raton, FL

Email: rwatson@lynn.edu  Phone: 561.237.7432  Work: www.lynn.edu 
FaceBook: /ProfessorWatson    Twitter: /ProfessorWatson


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One of my favorite short stories, "Santa's Belt." is being polished up for inclusion in the blog as we approach the holiday season.  I actually have been asked for copies of it so that readers can pass it on to family members.  If you have a favorite holiday story, please send it to me so that it may be included in the blog.  It can even be a poem.  And the holiday it celebrates can be any one you want it to be.
JL 



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JL

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Friday, December 2, 2011

Going Back Fifty Years, Politickler #7 and a Short Story about Lies

Once again, I am including a short story from my archives on the posting.  I would much rather have included something which one of you had written, but that hasn't happened, at least not lately.  In any event, you may enjoy this one.  It has a moral, I think. But first ....

Taking You Back Half a Century

Back when we were young  (wouldn’t that make a good song title!), many musical performers commented on the social and political scene about them with the songs they sang.  Who cannot remember the Weavers, Peter, Paul and Mary, Pete Seeger, Joan Baez and innumerable others like Simon and Garfunkle, Bob Dylan and of course, Woody Guthrie?  They told us what was “blowing in the wind,” and also let you know that “you don’t need a weatherman to know which way the wind is blowing.”  They told us about the social injustice perpetrated on the likes of “John Henry, a steel driving man” and also reminded us that “the banks are made of marble, with a guard at every door.” (That was on the flip side of the Weavers’ socialist anthem “If I Had a Hammer,”) These people, although their politics invariably came from the left, were patriotic, and wanted to share America’s greatness with each other: “This land is your land, this land is my land, from the redwood forest to the New York island,” we all sang with Woody.  As the years passed and as music merged the world of protest into the drug culture, we had “American Pie,” “MacArthur Park” and that innocent ditty about marijuana, “Puff the Magic Dragon.”

But here’s some news for you.  That culture is not dead.  I heard it resurrected in a song from Tom Pacheco’s 2011 CD, Luminol (a tradename for phenobarbitol), entitled “We Looked the Other Way.”  It is straight out of the 50s or 60s, addressing today’s problems and of course, it is coming straight at you from the far left and could be an anthem for the “Occupy Movement,” if they need one. 

 Luminol (the Houston Sessions)

Give it a listen at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdUSqnOROT0.  It runs a little under seven minutes and while the lyrics are a bit hard to make out at the beginning, you can eventually get them all if you turn up your sound and listen a couple of times.  It will take you back half a century.  You may not agree with everything Pacheco sings, but his message is worth hearing. 

Jack Lippman


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Politickler #7: Keeping Informed on TV


You cannot keep up with what is going on in the nation and the world by watching the major TV networks. With few exceptions such as ABC’s Nightline and the Sunday morning interview shows, ABC, CBS, Fox and NBC just don’t offer enough news coverage on their primary channels.  More comprehensive news and opinion does appear, however, on the Fox News Channel, MSNBC and CNN. (And of course in many daily newspapers.)


The Fox News Channel, although boasting that it has a “fair and balanced” approach, is significantly oriented toward the right wing conservative viewer, despite its dropping the overly partisan Glenn Beck earlier this year. At the other extreme, NBC’s MSNBC subsidiary is heavily weighted in a liberal direction, even with former G.O.P. Congressman Joe Scarborough hosting their Morning Joe program. CNN provides news on a 24/7 basis, and tries to follow a middle path, often unsuccessfully, but does try hard to avoid featuring opinionated hosts like Ed Schultz and Rachel Maddow at MSNBC or Bill O’Reilly and Sean Hannity at Fox. 


       


       
Clockwise from top left:  Bill O'Reilly - Fox News,  Ed Schutz-MSNBC,
Anderson Cooper - CNN,   Mika Brzezinski-MSNBC   
   
It might be a good idea for liberals to check out Fox once in a while and for conservatives to try watching MSNBC. Please, though, If you do this, start with just five minute doses and try to avoid throwing things at the TV screen, particularly the first few times you try it.  I have become a Morning Joe fan where I find co-host Mika Brzezinski to be a competent liberal balance to Scarborough.  Incidentally, I was turned on to Morning Joe by none other than a registered Republican. 

And speaking of Republicans, I see where the Democrats are running anti-Romney ads with the dual purpose of taking an early poke at him, should he be the G.O.P. candidate in 2012, and also weakening his position in his efforts to win the Republican nomination.  The Dems know that Romney would have a far greater appeal to the decisive independent voters than any other Republican aspirant, and that Barack Obama would have an easier time if anyone other than Romney were the nominee.  The problem with this strategy is the danger of getting what you wish for, and finding out that it is really not to your liking.

JL
 
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 LIES !


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He put the cassette into the VCR, settled back into his recliner, and prepared to learn, once and for all, courtesy of Jack Nicklaus, how to rid his golf game of his recurring propensity to slice the ball off to the right, usually into a clump of trees or shrubbery, on about half of the tee shots he had been making over the past few weeks.   He thought he had that problem licked last fall, but it was creeping back into his game, and more importantly, it was getting into his head every time he set foot on a golf course lately and making a shambles of his efforts to get within twenty strokes of par.



“Herman,” called out a voice from the kitchen.  “I’m going over to the clubhouse to play canasta. I’ll be back a little after ten.  Marilyn is outside for me now.  Are you okay tonight by yourself?”



“Sure, sure,” he answered.  “I’m just fine. Got this golf tape I been meaning to look at. You have a good time, Stella. See ya later.”   And with that the door slammed and she was gone.



The tape was an excellent one, and Herman really got into it.  After watching it twice, he went out into the garage and took his favorite driver from his golf bag, gingerly removing the furry cover from it, and used it to caressingly wipe it off a speck of dirt remaining from his last visit to the golf course.  He brought the club into the family room, where the tape was still rewinding.  Standing over an imaginary ball, he positioned the head of the club on the floor about eighteen inches in front of him at a point midway between his left and right legs, which were firmly and comfortably planted, knees bent slightly, on the floor.  Keeping his head down and his eyes on the spot where the ball would have been, he firmed up his interlocking finger grip, his right thumb pointing downward on the club’s shaft. He then brought the club backward and upward, keeping his left arm as straight as possible, until the club stretched behind him, slanting down over his right shoulder-blade.  He then reversed the arc he had just moved his arms through, and ever so slowly brought the driver downward and forward until it reached the point where the imaginary ball sat.  Continuing his forward swing, in a liquid yet powerful slow motion follow through, his mind’s eye watched the imaginary ball sail two hundred yards, firm and true down the center of the fairway.  The drive, at least in his mind’s eye, had not sliced to the right at all so Herman’s face broke out in a self-congratulatory smile.



One more time, he said to himself.  And this time, with a little more oomph. This would be the way he would do it tomorrow on the course!  Keeping his eye on the imaginary ball, Herman once again brought the driver back, this time with more speed, and this time he would dream of it exploding off of his club with a rocketing drive which would approach within thirty yards of the green!  And as he, with increasing velocity, swung the club forward, he heard behind him a crashing noise as the driver’s head caught the edge of a capademonte figurine which his wife had only yesterday placed on a shelf in the open china cabinet which shared a wall in their family room with Herman’s recliner, across from the television set.



It lay on the floor in at least a dozen pieces, far too severely damaged for Herman to even contemplate looking around the house for the crazy glue.  He was panicking.  His wife had been looking for that particular piece of porcelain for several years, she had said, and had just found it in an antique shop on Dixie Highway in West Palm Beach.  She had paid well under a thousand dollars for it, but it was one of those things which to her way of thinking was irreplaceable.  And Herman knew she would be angry.  He did not know what to do, so he got into his car and drove off into the night.  He had to think about this for a while, outside of the house.



It was shortly after midnight when Sheriff’s Deputy Mendez found him, half dozing, over a plate of silver dollar pancakes and a cup of coffee at the all-night IHOP on Atlantic Avenue.



“Pardon me, sir,” the Deputy said, “But would you happen to be Herman Brown?  From the description I’ve been given, you look something like what I guess he must look like.”



“And if I told you I’m him, what would happen, officer?,” Herman answered.

“I would call your wife and let her know we’ve found you.  She’s half out of her mind, you know.”



“Officer,” Herman continued.  “I see you got a ring on your finger so I figure you’re a married man.  Maybe you could understand my problem.  I came out here to think.  I gotta come up with a good story, you see.”



“Sir,” the Deputy responded, “I haven’t the slightest idea what you are talking about.  Are you okay?”



“Sure I’m okay.  But maybe you should listen to my story and maybe you can tell me what I can do.”



“I’m listening,” Deputy Mendez said.



Herman recounted how he had been practicing with a golf club in his house and had accidentally smashed a porcelain figurine which his wife had just purchased.  She had quite a temper, he explained, and he was trying to figure out a what kind of excuse he could come up with which would make things a little easier for him.



The Deputy thought a while and turned to Herman, who was finishing the coffee and the last of the silver dollars.



“I know where you’re coming from, Mr. Brown, and I can sympathize with you. You know, you might say something like the doorbell rang, you stupidly opened the door thinking it was your wife coming home, and an intruder pushed his way in and said he was going to rob the house.  You faked that you were not going to put up a fight, but at the first opportunity, you grabbed the golf club you had been practicing with a few minutes earlier, and started swinging at him with it.  In the course of doing that, and driving him out of the house, you accidentally hit the cabinet, smashing the figurine.  The robber fled and you went chasing after him with your car up and down the streets around the neighborhood.”



“Yeah, yeah, That’s great,” Herman shouted enthusiastically.  “And I tailed him to the IHOP here and that’s where I lost him.  So I just sat down and ordered something.  And that’s where I was when you found me.”



“That’ll work,” the Deputy said. 



“Stella really called in a missing persons report on me? “



“No, it’s far too early to officially list you as a missing person.  But she did give us your description and asked us to keep an eye open for you. Look, Mr. Brown, you drive home and I’ll follow you and we’ll both explain to your wife what happened. Okay?”



“You would do that, officer?” Herman asked.



”Sure. I have a wife too, and I understand what it is to try to keep the peace at home.”



Much later that night in bed, Stella turned to Herman and whispered, “Herman, you don’t think for one second I believed that cock and bull story you and that cop told me, do you?”



“It’s the truth, dear, believe me.  How could you even think that I would make up a story like that?  I wouldn’t lie to you about something like that.”



Stella smiled, though in the dark, Herman could not see it, as she replied to him.



 “No more than I would lie to you about spending almost a thousand dollars on a piece of porcelain without talking to your first, dear.  Come off of it, Herman.  I bought the damn thing in the ninety-nine cent store.  No matter what I paid for it, the important thing is that you’re home safe!  Will you tell me the truth now?” she whispered as she kissed him gently on the cheek.



And he did.  He felt good about it too.  And that good feeling continued on into the next day on the golf course where he came within ten strokes of par for the first time in his life.

Jack Lippman

 

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